Aria Stewart

darkleliel, posting in deegan_fan @ 9:18am: So amusing...
Yesterday's post was quite amusing, I will admit, but now it's back to the comic and ( the flash of character development we've been granted )

dagbrown @ 8:13pm: Oh crap

I went to fill up my new bike today (note the awesome protective gear I was wearing in that picture. It was chosen deliberately to make me drive carefully) and I was a little appalled by what I found at the self-serve pumps at Eneos.

First choice: REGULAR (BIO).

Second choice: HIGH OCTANE.

Third choice: KEROSENE.

Uhm. Bio? BIO?! I ride a motorcycle, not a hobo! It drinks gasoline, not whiskey! Normal Japanese “regular” gasoline is perfectly good enough to satisfy the “please put high-octane gas into your bike” requirements that Aprilia insist upon, but they say nothing about putting whiskey.

So I braced myself and topped up with high-octane.

Still, 61mpg this tank. Not bad, considering I’m still driving sort of badly to break the engine in.

nyecamden @ 11:32am: Looks like I'm pet-sitting for another 24 hours at least
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meggypeggy1, posting in cat_macros @ 11:29am:

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bitchifoto, posting in customers_suck @ 7:02pm: CATASTROPHE LADY!
A couple days ago, our store was cursed by the presence of...

( Catastrophe Lady! )

The good news: since it was getting close to closing, I just left the other computers off, but tried turning #3 back on just in case... when closing time actually arrived, I went to turn all the boxes off and found it had finally rebooted like normal after all. Yay!

itoilet9, posting in customers_suck @ 2:20am: Figures.
...when I begin reading CS again, the sucks begin happening in droves.

( Racism makes a happy me. )

Seriously, some people.

spoofmaster, posting in customers_suck @ 2:38am: Moar from amoozmint park land
1. No, I will not put your cellphone in my pocket while you ride the roller coaster of doom. While you may find a handful of ride operators who are (bewilderingly, in my opinion) willing to allow guests to make them responsible for their loose articles, I am definitely not among them. Not only is it something I personally don't want to deal with, but they actually told us in training never to accept a guest's things like that. Continuing to ask me to do it after I've already cited company policy in an attempt to say "no" softly is only going to get you a more blunt answer.

2. The yellow rectangle painted on the platform next to the remote dispatch control panel is, in fact, the remote dispatcher's safety zone - meaning it's where I stand while we're dispatching the coaster train. It is not, contrary to popular belief, where we want you to pile your shoes and purses. Honestly, there's this whole huge platform - why do you need to put all your stuff in that one spot?

( more list, and a specific instance at the swings ride )

nightauditguy, posting in customers_suck @ 3:40am:

This is more of a 'what the hell' then a 'suck'.

About two hours ago, I get a call from a guest who said he went out walking four hours ago and wound up getting lost. One would think that after realizing you don't know how to get back to the hotel after the first hour or hour and a half, you would either stop somewhere to ask for directions or get a taxi. Maybe the Texas heat fried his brain


This is a suck..

A short time ago, I got a few calls from guests on various floors saying that people were being loud in the hallway and banging on doors. Fortunantly this didn't last long. It was only recently I learned the people causing the disturbance were people here who are going into the military. Not to cause any wank or anything, but you would think they would have more common sense.

hitchhiker @ 1:35am: fixing the world on $2 a day
http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/upgrade/4273674.html?page=1

rohypnolsicle, posting in customers_suck @ 3:56am: A couple more sucks from the land of baggy pants and Invader Zim clocks...

zfiledh, posting in cat_macros @ 3:40pm:

( Murder cat mystery presents... )

madsquirrel @ 11:59pm: Twitter Обновления для 2008-07-22

• wants to terminate the android in the corner. somebody pull the plug! #

Originally published at Кевин.com.ua. You can comment here or there.

danaelaurm @ 7:13am: Do I prefer being with the perverts, or being tacked on ;)
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shake_mytree, posting in customers_suck @ 11:43pm: Bad bad bad bad bad day.

Ok so today was a "lets treat retail employees like total cow shit day" at the big yellow tag at which I am employed at.

 

gracefulwing, posting in quiet_thrills @ 3:07am: fresh peas
when the veil is light at night and you can see everyone's souls
milk
staying up until seven am and being entirely drenched in the smell of menthols
pokemon toys at burger king
feta cheese
being covered in rain

itealaich, posting in quiet_thrills @ 2:28am: First posts in communities I love.

Metallic silver.

This video of people dancing.

Cute new shoes.

Asian bakeries.

Bakeries in general.

Paisleys.

The sound of my kittens playing in plastic bags.

Geometric shapes.

akmed, posting in cat_macros @ 2:28am: beers, cats and queers- yeeeeeehaa!

moar funny pictures

cordilleran2, posting in puns @ 11:18pm: Brilliant Idea!
I want to make a really bad science-fiction film about giant mesozoic flying reptiles...and call it "PTERRORDACTYLS".

chickenoftheday, posting in customers_suck @ 11:44pm: I'm not sure if these are sucks or WTFs...
I work at the fast food joint that's Not Really Waaaay Better Than Fast Food. I mostly work the front register and take orders in the drive through, so I deal with...not-so-great customers a lot.

Anyway...

First of all, we don't serve breakfast, and don't advertise that we do.


She didn't come back; I hope she found a place that can answer her question properly.

The second one was in the drive-thru. Again, it was slow, but this time in the afternoon. For clarification, anyone wearing a headset in the store can hear the orders, and anyone can talk to the people at the speaker outside. 


Cue everyone to start laughing and giving each other 'WTF?' looks.

i_iz_norml, posting in cat_macros @ 1:07am: Found on ICHC

see more crazy cat pics

slutnapkin, posting in customers_suck @ 11:51pm: Dear gaggle of 14 year old girls that came in 5 minutes before closing,

Thanks for making a mess bigger than the mess that had been made for the whole day in the 5 minutes you were in my store. Really. Because clearly, I was just stand around doing nothing, and need something to do. Don't mind the vaccuum next to me, or the 409 in the hand. And also don't notice the perfect condition the store was in before you walked in, and how utterly trashed it is now. Awesome. You didn't even buy anything. Even better!! Oh, and what a nice touch, going to the front display shelf in the front of the store, and opening up all the tops to the candy bins that I couldn't see. And laughing about it. And laughing about how I would have to clean up after you. Ha. Ha. I especially enjoyed your conversation about how one of you had to go to the bathroom before you left to change out of your booty shorts and halter top, and scrub off that nine pounds of makeup you spackled onto your face, since your mommy dearest doesn't want you to dress like a slore. How dare she care about you!! I hope she gets tired of waiting in the car, and walks into the mall to find you, and sees you in your prosti-tot uniform.

I hope you get grounded and so can't go to the dance with Tad!!!!!!! Life is so unfair,
Me.


Why is it that it doesn't matter if I hadn't had a single customer all day, one always comes in five minutes before close. And usually, sucks. Without fail.

mandydax, posting in puns @ 11:59pm: New definitions
(As heard on BBC Radio4's "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue")

randomise: a squint
kingdom: a royal contraceptive
stalagmite: a prison camp for fleas
jugular: a busty vampire
doodlebug: to draw a flea
gondolier: something you catch from a boatman
dynamite: to take a flea out to lunch
urethra: a soul singer who takes the piss
mish-mash: to be late to chapel due to drunkenness
encyclopedia: to be sexual attracted to small bikes
cursory: where young children learn to swear
subdued: a less than cool person
Himalaya: a transsexual rooster

merirustryfe, posting in customers_suck @ 12:40am: An overall Sucktastic day
Well, I had two sucks to share, but they both got dwarfed by the fact that our movie theater had to evacuate EVERYONE. That means all of the people who are STILL seeing Batman, even though it is Tuesday night. At least it wasn't Friday...

( Fire Marshall Fun! )

( A couple sucks starring Snotty Little Girl and Mr. I'm In A Suit And Can Therefore Be a Dick )

of_color_bright @ 12:53am: of color bright (12:51:33 AM): are you still vegetarian?
bionicseraph (12:51:52 AM): except for saturdays
bionicseraph (12:51:54 AM): and bacon

lanternisland, posting in quiet_thrills @ 11:54pm: thanks, destroyed_radio
     Swimming with friends in the ocean, at night, with all my clothes on.

     Lowercase j's.