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  • Every time a tax form's instructions refer you to the instructions for another form to determine eligibility, take a sip.
  • Every time a tax is more than 20% more than expected, take a sip.
  • if that tax is more than double what you expected, take a chug. If you took a sip then a chug, refill your glass and take another chug.
  • Every time you see a convenience for especially small payers of tax that no business or individual could ever hope to use since amounts that small haven't existed since the depression, check this box [ ] and take a chug.
  • Line 5: please enter the number of alcoholic drinks consumed so far: [ ]
  • Line 6: If you are not drunk yet, enter the number of drinks required to get you drunk: [ ]
  • Line 7: If line 6 is larger than line 5, enter the difference here: [ ]
  • Line 8: If line 5 is larger than line 6, please calculate your blood alcohol level and enter it here: [ ]
  • If line 8 is smaller than 1%, take a chug


( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
Feb. 1st, 2008 04:27 am (UTC)
don't drink yourself to death. yfq would suck without you.
Feb. 1st, 2008 09:34 am (UTC)
Line 10: If you have reached Line 10 and are still sober enough to write anything, write a check to your favorite philanthropic organization and tell the government to screw itself. :D
Feb. 2nd, 2008 03:40 pm (UTC)
nice.. original?
Feb. 2nd, 2008 09:05 pm (UTC)
Sure is! I was in the middle of the 941 for this quarter and 3/4 of the way down a glass of wine when I thought of it.
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